My girlfriend weirds me out.should I be concerned?
I’ve been going out with my girlfriend now for 4 months…everything has been good until lately. Recently, she has started biting me. Not like playful love bites either, I’m talking teething toddler chomp down bites. It hurts so bad. I’ve asked her to stop, but she tells me I taste delicious. I enjoy the compliments…I just dont like the pain it entails.
Yesterday, we were making out and she bit my ******. It hurt like a motha fudger. I got pissed, and she told me I was exaggerating the pain. My ****** is a dark shade of purple and green now…it looks like my chest has developed camouflage.
Not only is she biting me, but she installed a GPS tracker on my car and tapped my cellphone. I happened to notice a weird sound being emitting from my phone during conversations, and I saw a little red light blinking underneath the my car when I changed the oil. I looked on her laptop and sure enough, she was looking at webpages for installing GPS devices and tapping phones.
I know I’m an awesome catch and all, and every girl is lucky to get the chance to know me, so I understand why she is doing it. I know all girls are weird and do stuff like this all the time, but is she going overboard?
Does it weird you out as well? Is she just *****? What should I do?